Press Release: Meet your FATE today!
Yes, that’s right, now you too can meet your own fate. Why wait any longer? Why worry about what fate has in store for you?
I can tell you right now; a rain of bullets, maniacal robotic horrors, and fleeting friends!
That’s right! I’m talkin’ about BIT.TRIP FATE! A harsh mistress to be sure, but oh so pretty. And a cheap date at only 800 Wii Points!
Fans of the series had this to say:
“manly tears were shed”
“FATE’s main ingredient is awesome sauce”
“At first I hated the orange beats, and then I met the pink beats”
BIT.TRIP FATE fun facts:
Minusbaby is the chipmusician superstar gueststar special guest setting the tone for chapter 5 in the series!
One good turn deserves another, and as such you can expect indie cameos from Meat Boy and Mr. Robotube to round out the power-up experience!
Six levels = six boss battles = six times the awesomeness and two times the normal number of BIT.TRIP levels, which in turn = more value!
The epic story is beginning to be revealed and amazingly perceptive gamers are catching on on a global scale… Don’t be left out!
There are Orange beats! Pink beats! Horrible, horrible PURPLE BEATS! (oh, and floating eyeballs and a belching skull)!
Head over to your neighborhood Wii Shop Channel and start your very own Download Dance*!
Sometimes a really good video game is just AWESOME.
Yours with hugs and kisses (and eagerly awaiting Tron Legacy’s release),
Alex Neuse, Regular Human.